Tiger Woods may be running out of money, due primarily to the outrageous alimony he’s paying to his ex-wife. In the mean time she’s living it up on Tiger’s dime with her new boyfriend, who just happens to be filthy rich as well. Surprise, surprise! I wonder if the two lovebirds will tie the not. Of course not, that would mean she'd no longer be able to legally rip off Tiger.
In other news, as he struggles to maintain control of the Dodgers, Frank McCourt can’t afford the alimony he’s legally obligated to pay his ex-wife. I turns out his current income is actually less than what he owes in alimony. Someone please explain how anyone could think such an arrangement is just!
And if that's not insane enough, according to our divorce system Shane Mosley’s ex-wife deserves his three championship boxing belts for some reason. I'm glad I've been smart enough to avoid marriage thus far.
