July 16, 2011

9 more reasons (links)

  1. If you don’t get married, you can still have a wonderful relationship with one of the world’s most beautiful people, raise a bunch of kids, and in general have a great life. Just ask Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Still not married.
  2. You'll also be much less likely to have a woman cut your penis off, either figuratively or literally.
  3. Nor will you be the victim of domestic violence at the hands of a raging psychopath like this woman who attacked the judge at her divorce hearing.
  4. Christie Brinkley can tell you that marriage is ridiculous. Add her to the list of successful women who agree with me.
  5. Those with experience think prostitution is just a form of dating. Actually, it's the other way around. Dating is a form of prostitution. And so is marriage!
  6. You may have heard about the new trend of celebrating a divorce, but the truth is, there’s no such thing as an amicable divorce.
  7. Why take yourself off the market when dating technology is advancing so rapidly? OkCupid is adding a location-based feature to its mobile app.
  8. If you’re woman is going to manipulate you into proposing, what makes you think she won’t be manipulating you for the rest of your life?
  9. We know child support isn't about the child, but this woman didn't get the memo. She's suing for child support 34 years later.