It irks me to no end when women use sex as a bargaining chip. It only works, of course, if you give them that power by, say, agreeing to never sleep with anyone else for the rest of your life. Anyway, here’s the latest culprit:
A fortieth birthday is a big deal that calls for a big present. How about 40 straight days of sex? That's the gift that Carolyn Evans bestowed upon her husband, Ray, in January 2009.
Really? Sex is a gift? I could have sworn it was a beautiful thing to be shared between… oh never mind. Apparently, this woman is a pioneer of sex rationing and the has developed an ingenious way to manipulate your man using sex currency:
The premise behind “beading” is simple: The woman keeps a bowl, a.k.a. beadcatcher, by her bedside. When her husband (or lover) is in the mood, he drops a bead into the beadcatcher. The woman has to be ready to slide between the sheets within 24 hours.
It’s great for getting your husband to do chores, like he’s a child:
He drops the bead in a bowl and all of a sudden he's scooping up the baby with the stinking butt instead of walking right past because he is so stinking happy with the promise of all this sex in his future.
And guess what, it’s good for him too!
It also gives the man time to anticipate, which they love. When he drops that bead, he is filled with gratitude and love and sexual anticipation and all that positive energy gets funneled in his wife's direction.
Riiiiight… Keep telling yourself that ladies. And keep wondering why your men step out.
